Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 171
You deserved it 154 437
End-of-year festivities: New Year's Eve fun and frolics
End the year on a high note with anecdotes where every New Year's Eve firecracker is synonymous with laughter! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

584 5
floresntadolecnt 0

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

249 6

Comments

czamora 0

Well either its a strange coincidence or the guy whos car you keyed has a fml too.i just saw his posted :p FYL

0 0
tonia_fml 0

you are dumb and crazy. i hope your date found out it was you and is making you pay for repairs. dumbass.

0 0
admakonnen 0

You're a dumb bitch

0 0
nprugby11 0

Janderson, your feminazi bullshit makes me ******* sick...no one has the right to vandalize another person's property. Lay off your crackpipe and get in touch with reality. At least since you believe all sex is rape and you wouldn't want to be raped, you'll never reproduce and subject some poor child to your insanity. Go eat a dick and kill yourself ****. You really make feminism and women's rights advocacy look idiotic.

0 0
alb3rtito705 0

key your own car so you will have something to talk about on your date tomorrow haha

0 0
maximus20895 0

Your a bitch vandalism is retarted. I hope you lose your legs. I'm bring serious. **** you.

0 0
vicv666 0

"today my now ex girlfriend keyed my car, because she thought our date was today.FML"

0 0
juju23_fml 0

Today some bitch ass keyed my car fml

0 0