Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 171
You deserved it 154 434

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vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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abcd1234pb 0

Wow you are a dumb hoe. The fact that you would even think about keying a guys car even if he really did stand you up just tells me that you should go hang yourself with that tampon, because it obviously isn't helping with your severe case of crazy bitch PMS.

I hope he figured out it was you (due to you keying your name into it or something) and called the cops. That's ****** up! You don't key someone's car over being stood up! Personally, I'd never key someone's car, but if you are going to, you should at least have a GOOD reason, like "Today, I found out that my fiance is cheating on me and has been for the past year. FML." and then still be prepared to pay for repairs. YDI SO MUCH. Seek help.

Wtf? YDI a million times over. God, why do over half the FMLs always seem to be a mix of people with dumb ideas, people with serious anger issues and people who get what's normal (like babies puking. It happens. It isn't an FML).

JANDERSONIII - You really need to get out of your myopic mindset. It's radical women like you that have actually set back the women's movement. You blame everything on men and take no personal responsibility for your thoughts or actions and the part you play in current society. Whenever a given demographic, be it based on sex, race, or religion, begins to do this it is a step backwards for mankind (oops maybe I should have said "womankind" lest I seem a misogynist) How about trying to read and comprehend something other than the hate-filled propaganda that you are spewing forth on here as if it were a religion. OP - you seriously need to get help. Your behaviour is a clear sign of anger/anxiety issues.

You're a douche, one should never key another man's car. It's against everything right and beatiful in this world. Hope your car breaks down on a highway.

Champloo92 0

lol no one likes u up here lol FAIL

abcd1234pb 0

and oh my god jandersoniii, pull the rotten tampon out of your cobweb filled vag and get laid. And read a real book instead of that feminazi bullshit. Maybe then you won't be such an uneducated feminazi ****.