Perfect?

By NeverGonnaGetAny - 23/02/2009 19:28 - United States

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Today, I was discussing sex with my guy friends in their dorm when I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML
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bobdole 0

As a guy, let me tell you that that is one of the best compliments you can receive.

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Cloudy_fml 0

Well, would you rather them think of you as a piece of ass instead of as a friend? Take it as a compliment... Unless the "fml" part is that you've got the hots for your friends or something.

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Warlock_fml 0

@ 92, you clearly know nothing about men or your male friends.

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milifeaintfucked 0

93# My male friends are weird, really werid we range from stoners... to celibrate guys... so you cant really judge if you dont know me or my male friends

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Warlock_fml 0

True, but I know men, because I am one. The only way they wouldn't have sex with you is if they were devout Christians or some sort of religion and saving themselves for something. The stoners would definitely do you.

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crimsoncobalt 0

Okay. First of all: Blatantly asking your guy "friends" for reassurance that you are sexy is probably the worst thing you could do. Guys are attracted to women who are self-assured...not girls that are practically begging for compliments. Second: If they are just your "friends" then why do you care?

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rainstorm 0

he probably thought that was what you wanted to hear.

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a_1_S_t_3_a_k 0

#1 and #2 basically said it all. That's really a compliment in guy language.

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Naomi_fml 0

I would agree with the first few comments. It is a compliment and if it's a bad thing sounds like you got a thing for you guy friend. But I also know how yeah feel sweetheart it sucks ass to know no matter how "sexy" You are the guys you hang out with and spill your heart to will never love you fro the women you are and instead will only care for you as the **** they see you as.

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whereisbob_fml 0

lol awsome glad to see gender boundrys disapearing :D

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princess90 0

number 12, ur pretty stupid u dont want ppl to call you cute sweet etc. but ur nickname is cutiepie:S and yea its not necessarily a bad thing:) especially if you just see them as ur friends as well

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youareanidiot_fml 0

if u are going to the guys about things like how you got off to someone else..it might turn them off to getting you off...but now you have people to get advice from. its not a **** my life. its a ur in a good place

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