Pragmatic

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 14:05 - South Africa

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Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
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yourlifesfucked 0

tell him thats cuz ur hand only has to move 2 inches.

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LoginUnknown 0

Maybe he isn't the one doing something wrong. She might not contribute in any way and he's just not that into humping a lifeless body.

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FMLrockzdude 0

I agree.... if you would gave jut let him ya know... you wouldt have happened YDI

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mysoubriquet 3

That's a terrible thing to hear!! Tonight, while you're both in bed, read a dirty book and start playing with yourself... while you're right next to him. almost a sure way to get his... eh.... attention.

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MasterConan 0

it's ur fault. I was in the same situation. my wife was a pride and only like missionary. it got boring. at least the **** could entertain me. but I got divorced and got myself a nympho girl friend. :D u need to learn how to be a freak in the bedroom if u want to keep him.

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rightwrite528 0

obviously he is gay. or if not you could bang some other guy and maybe he would care.

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Daerauko 0

actually it is fairly common for situations to happen like that. the husband might not be gay. he might just have timing conflicts with his wife or she might me too high maintenance to make trying to love her physically. chances are she needs to try harder.

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lucidlucia 0

Divorce. If he won't put out he should get out. Maybe he's seeing someone else. Or maybe a **** addict.

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Drew_V 0

wow divorce is a little harsh maybe she is just not good in bed......

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RODEOqueen 0

Whoa. Definitely try to work it out before jumping to divorce. OP should try harder, and if she's been trying and nothing is happening, have a serious sit down talk to tell him it's an imprtant issue. Exhaust all efforts before divorce. That's always a last resort thing.

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CallMeHush 0

Whatever, if he is finished be a good wife and go make him a sammich. Bring back a beer too, will ya?

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Erindub 0

He may have a **** addiction you don't even know about

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letsssplay 0

hey, I'm sure his hand is a much better lover than you.

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okieraider71 4

Hey #6--Don't ever let anyone tell you God doesn't have a sense of humor. When you appear before the throne of judgement, God will appear before you as a black man. (Or an Arab if you hate them , etc...)

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