Precaution

By Tai - 31/10/2010 13:30 - Australia

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for coming inside her because she didn't want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
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perdix 29

You're going to have shitty kids.

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Paramorefan2 1

wow. that sucks. she's stupid.

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nibiru8722 3

YDI for wanting to procreate with such a person. No, kidding. FYL, that's just...wow.

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brndn92 0

ydi for makin sexy time with a freakin idiot.

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afrbrunette 0

Wow not only is your girlfriend a stupid ****, but you actually put your dick in her asshole... how disgusting.

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sumnerr 0

ha ur girlfriend is retarded

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angrynegro7 16

Look on the bright side, OP. If your girl thinks she can get pregnant from anal, just tell she can get rid of them by dropping them off by the pool! ;P

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fire_in_the_hole 0

humm get a new gf?

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dermor 3

...So I'm ******' this chick in the ass right? 9 months later she has you.

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