Precaution

By Tai - 31/10/2010 13:30 - Australia

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for coming inside her because she didn't want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
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perdix 29

You're going to have shitty kids.

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Paramorefan2 1

wow. that sucks. she's stupid.

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anon15_fml 0

I guess she's easy, huh?

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friedbunnies 9

she either wants to be REEEEEAAAALLLYYY sure... or she slept through sex ed.

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ch111 0

anyone have a concept of jokes? and ydi for getting with stupid people. she probablly thinks Greek statues are regularly grey too.

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MissySara 0

It was so good, she forgot all of those things.

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batgirl_babygirl 0

haha your girlfriend is freakin stupid

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madhesuth 1

well...in all technicality you can get pregnant following unprotected anal sex. if the sperm oozes out and makes its way to the ****** (whether through hasty or just plain lack of cleaning up) then all bets are off. You still have better odds of being struck by lightning three times while simultaneously winning the powerball jackpot and hitting Keno, but it can still happen. Now when you throw in the pill AND a condom...the odds are so minuscule its actually funny.

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aeroliontvw 4

for the condom and pill I could still understand a slap. my 7 year old is proof that they aren't totally reliable lol. but including the fact that it was anal, seems a bit extreme on her part.

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danisawesome 0

congratulations! ur dating a total idiot

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