Precaution

By Tai - 31/10/2010 13:30 - Australia

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for coming inside her because she didn't want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
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perdix 29

You're going to have shitty kids.

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Paramorefan2 1

wow. that sucks. she's stupid.

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Kailah9561 0

y would u have anal sex that's just wrong unless ur gay

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soccergoal 0

tell her that if she wants I can cum inside of her for you

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jewels987 0

hey id let you in me:) I mean it's so good in the ass!

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LaFHlax 0

haha smart girlfriend. did you correct her or did you let her think she would get pregnant ?

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Just_Do_it_fml 0

shes a dumbass,

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Jersey_love 0

Wow she's a dumb one

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randyw1234 0

hmmmmmm last i checked you dont get pregnant from anal... or condoms!!! orrr birth control!!!!!!haha

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CreativJam 3

344 birth control not 100% effective but as said earlier the chance of pregnancy here is ridiculous. it would have to drip out of condom and swim up the ****** somehow. saying you can get pregnant by anal sex is phrased wrong. you can't, wherever you read that check your sources and how it's actually possible. sperm would have to leave the anus and go to the ******. therefore you cant, and if you can, you can by the same logic get pregnant from touching or even sitting on a toilet seat. no one reads anything factual these days, all these ignorants must trawl yahoo for the facts of life as told by 13 year olds!

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emerson11 0

Dexter be smart...did u google tht???

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zackkmann21 0

lol your fault for having a stupid gf

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Dzsan 0

anal pregnancy, duh, makes sense. where do you think republicans come from?

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