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By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I realized that a Ph.D. in Mechanical Engineering does not offer enough knowledge and experience to accomplish some simple, everyday tasks. I have spent the last 12 years designing large robots to scour the seabed for shipwrecks yet the mechanism used to unhook a bra eludes me. FML
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Tubasaurus 0

Inspiration for a new robot to design maybe?

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Alexgoesfml 3

Honestly it sucks for you. You failed your sophmore year.

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plexico 3

I also have a Ph.D. in Mechanical Engineering and have an Occam's Razor-type solution to removing women's bras. Let's have a seminar: Bra Removal 801 "Bitch, take off your bra!" Class dismissed.

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mawile 0

That was hilarious. I thank you, kind sir, for the laugh.

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plexico 3

Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it. :)

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regalarius 0

I think that a approach better in keeping with Occam's Razor might be: "Bitch, you better not be wearing a bra!" The simplest solution is the best: do not allow the bra to enter into the equation. :-)

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darkheadlights 4

I can't believe how many guys have trouble with it. We do it every single day, often without even looking. Practice! :-)

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daarlingdamsel 0

lol, my fiance can do it with one hand under my shirt without looking, he has learned well, but he's rather sneaky!!! Keep practicing haha

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davidtheday 0

I'm a nerd and I can take the bra off a woman with one hand in a single, swift motion. Practice makes perfect ;-)

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Gneekman 0

Got it one-handed my first try, but maybe I was just lucky.

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Postlude 1

Honestly, I think it's kind of cute. One of my bras has hooks that got a little bent so it takes a bit of oomph and it always makes my boyfriend flustered. :)

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menelie 0

Tip: It's got sort of a first-in, then-out to it.

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LuckyCharms_fml 0

I said YDI for the simple fact that was grossly overworded

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Aulo 0

Haha, practice makes perfect. And don't worry, it's what you do after the bra is off that really matters.

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Flounder 2

How is this an "FML" (and what idiot approved it as such)? It's just an excuse to talk about your job.

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