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By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I realized that a Ph.D. in Mechanical Engineering does not offer enough knowledge and experience to accomplish some simple, everyday tasks. I have spent the last 12 years designing large robots to scour the seabed for shipwrecks yet the mechanism used to unhook a bra eludes me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 789
You deserved it 19 874

Same thing different taste

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Inspiration for a new robot to design maybe?

Honestly it sucks for you. You failed your sophmore year.

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kewlDood 0

I think a better FML would be "I can unhook a bra easily but my brother has spent the last 12 years earning a phd in engineering and designing robots to scour seabeds for shipwrecks"

HOw would that be an FML for the brother exactly?

It's really cute! Not a FYL tho, just cute hahahaha. And yep practice makes perfect!

That's gotta be the funniest FML I've ever heard....

you must've gone to a crappy university :p

tje210_fml 0

'bitch take off your bra' is my solution. i'll give it a try the first time i'm with a girl, but if no luck, i say 'please take that *thing* off'. i usually try for a couple minutes, and if they're cool enough for me, they offer to help. not offering to help means they're not cool, and they don't get the best tricks out of me :-P and then every time after the first, girls tend to be tearing their clothes off before i touch them. the secret is just being good enough at doing things to them while they're naked, so as to make them want to be naked. psychology, i suppose... conditioning.

dudeeeeeeeeee, wtf!!! lol don't listen to ANYONE else posting on this shit right now just remember one thing, PINCH the ******* thing in the middle. soo easy man haha, it takes no effort or learning just don't focus on it. don't listen to these guys on here that make fun of you or shit, just pinch it haha. seriously, it works. ask any girl or guy.

yes, but keep in mind, that you are probably REALLY SMART! I'm sure you can find a website to show you. But just because we're talking right now, you are smart and have brains and you should have like 12351322412341235123423 children. Please learn how to unhook the bras!

Pinch and rub, man, but even the best of us sometimes get unlucky at it.

dude ur a fukin nerd who would want to have sex with u?

Somebody isnt thinking rationally...

Think of the movie "American Pie II." The hot exchange student had a thing for nerds. The movie ended with her screaming, "**** me, Nerd!" This was based on a many true stories. For example, me. I'd have sex with a nerd because smart men are hot. :-)

This is a fake. Someone with a doctorate in engineering is a Doctor of Engineering (D.E.) and not a Ph.D. Anyone who actually took the time to become a D.E. would know the difference and would be pretty anal about it.

Did you ever think the original poster may have graduated from a University in Canada? We get Ph.Ds in engineering here.

You are simply mistaken about this. http://www.me.upenn.edu/graduate/phd.html

Universities in Canada say Ph. D in engineering... not D.E... we call it doctoral but we receive a Ph.D so yah... im in mech engr right now