Prissy

By Anonymous - 29/07/2009 16:46 - United States

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Today, my wife found out my son masturbated and wanted to send him to counseling. Thinking she was overreacting, I told her I masturbated when I was a teen so he should turn out like me. She began sobbing uncontrollably. FML
I agree, your life sucks 68 582
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Same thing different taste

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sportmaster525 0

wow that is one super conservative wife

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dude, f your kid's life, that sucks for him... and tell your wife "ydi" cause it's common knowledge that masturbation is the safest form of sex and that sexual release is required for most people's healthy growing. I'm sure you can find proof online, if she's the type to listed to concrete evidence.

jessiana7 0

I wouldn't do that crap. I'm a girl and I have nothing against it, I just wouldn't do it. Your wife is a crazy lady, SHE is the one that needs counseling. Lot's of people do that crap, it's not just her son. If everyone that did that went to counseling, couselors would be making some major $.

whiskeyloverrrr 0

Counseling for masturbation?? What the **** were you thinking when you married her, dude? Did she not raise ANY red flags? Jesus christ.

Masturbating is perfectly normal for everyone. Everyone does it. There is nothing wrong with your son… however, you two will probably end up screwing him all up anyhow with your talk of him masturbating meaning something is wrong with him.

your wife is a dumb bitch. wacking every here and their is fine. ur wife is just a stupid, phsyco *****. fyl for marring the dumb ****

alliemi 0

Wait a second. The counselor probably masturbates. Has anyone ever read "Running with Scissors"? The psychiatrist has a Masturbatorium!

starburst_boy 0

She thought masturbation warranted counseling? Seriously? How did you wind up married to this person, exactly? Masturbation lowers the risk of prostate cancer and is completely normal...

counseling for masterbating? WTF is wrong with her? what a bitch