Prissy

By Anonymous - 29/07/2009 16:46 - United States

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Today, my wife found out my son masturbated and wanted to send him to counseling. Thinking she was overreacting, I told her I masturbated when I was a teen so he should turn out like me. She began sobbing uncontrollably. FML
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sportmaster525 0

wow that is one super conservative wife

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blah123blah 0

LOL! Its kinda natural...

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sadistmonkey 19

man...I'm surprised no troll has yet said "ydi for masturbating"

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FaithX 0

Something tells me hardcore religious plays into this somewhere. Unless, of course, it's fake. My bet's on one of the two.

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salsera13 7

Kid really, shut up. We've heard your opinion multiple times now and while we can respect it (however strange) we do not want to hear it a hundred ******* times. K thanks.

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GrimReaper973 0

She was probably crying because you masturbated when you were younger not because your son is gonna turn out like you. P.S your wife needs to get counseling

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McLaughlane 0

118 has it, your wife is the one who needs counseling. Masturbating is perfectly normal, so tell her to stop whining. :/

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aback 4

Good lord. What a sheltered little bint.

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Hurleygal 0

LOL ya right sex is made to share with a loved one not ur hand or ur freakin doll wat u go around sayin o im gonna do someone tonite other person says who ar u gonna do u say barbie....shes one sexy doll ewwww masturbatin is the most ****** up thing in the world

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KarelPhoenix 0

I agree... What the hell?

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fuckmylifedude 0

yeah um i didnt understand a word you just said.

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midwestjerk 0

Jesus ******* Christ, reading your post made my eyes bleed. I'm fairly sure you're a troll, but I'm still gonna go ahead and say that snotty women like you deserve to have their clit sliced off.

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bexox 0

*shudders* thank you very much #180 for reminding me of female circumcision. :(

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Hurleygal 0

ya counsuling is not the way to go i think counsuling is for dipshits its for parents who spend there time reading about good parenting then giving good parenting i think she just wants to put someone in counsuling ya her face is buried in the how to raise ur kids for phsyco bitch moms lol

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