Kids: Profane

Profane

By QuicksilverMaximoff - 30/01/2011 14:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I was rudely stopped in the park by a woman screaming at me for being a slut for having a baby so young. She got so worked up that she started swearing. Not only was I just babysitting for a friend, I am unable to get the toddler to stop swearing. FML

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By mammary smammary - 23/03/2022 22:00

Today, I was nursing my baby in the park while my older kids played. A man stormed over and started screaming how vulgar and disgusting I was being, and how he didn’t want his kids exposed to “all that”. He and his buddies were all shirtless and playing vulgar music loudly through a speaker. FML

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Fuzzy logic

By Lisa - 22/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, a person I've never met called me a whore and spat on me. Why? Because I was babysitting for my neighbors and answered the door for two well dressed women passing out religious pamphlets. I politely declined to take any. Apparently being a 15 year-old girl caring for a toddler makes me a sex worker. FML

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Little darling

By Anonymous - 21/05/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML

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By Nick - 20/07/2013 19:37 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 00:52 - United States

Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML

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I'm still young

By jb123 - 29/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Rock Springs

Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML

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By Kelly - 02/10/2011 04:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML

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Straight to jail

By anon - 15/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 08:17 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter for my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML

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People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 14:34 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML

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ash14 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 18:59

wow she needs to be more worried about how bitchy she's being, instead of how "slutty" you are.

Doortje 29

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:01

Wow, what a rude bitch. But why didn't you interrupt her OP?

Comments

MrsPegg 45

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:26

Well that's just bizarre!!! I would've told her that you are the baby's babysitter, then make her feel like crap for jumping to conclusions. . . OP, some people just have really bad days, and I guess you looked like a great "venting target" for her. You never know, she may have a teenage daughter that just told her she was pregnant. :/ It will be ok, just explain what happened to the parents.

twinny_sc 13

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:29

A lady did that to my sister once, but my sister is twenty-three and married. She assumed my sister was an unwed teen mother.

MrsPegg 45

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:31

That is so irritating! I have friends who were teenage mothers, and this happened to one of them. It's ridiculous. The amount of teen pregnancies are on the rise, and people need to just understand that it's common... I mean, go back 200 years, and we were having children at 14!!!

TheBeatlesAreLov 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:53

The difference is, 200 years ago, we were married.

Cinn_fml 22

Sunday 30 January 2011 20:32

Just because it's common, doesn't mean to say that it's something people should accept or think is good. However, nor should they react like the woman in the FML.

TheDrifter 23

Sunday 30 January 2011 21:47

41 has a point, a century ago women had children when they could support them. Now they're having them to be "cool" like the ***** on tv. I'm personally disgusted by the fact that two thirds of children last year (on this continent) were born to women who required government aid to support them. That's just encouraging bad decision making.

MrsPegg 45

Sunday 30 January 2011 21:55

well I guess I accept it because I am going to school to be a nurse and I see many, many teenagers coming in to give birth... Im not saying you HAVE to accept it, but the point is that it's common. People need to get over it... But Im with you on the fact that people need to just stay out of other peoples business

hollee 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 22:59

This pisses me off so much!!! I'm also 23 and married, with a college education. The joy of being pregnant has been seriously dampered for me because of people like this, who assume I'm 16. Mind your own ******* business.

glbracer 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:35

there wasnt anything about breastfeeding in there.

beastin34 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:41

man id beat that bitches ass

zzzBOLTzzz 1

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:44

WTF OP! Even if it was your baby, and you were a teen, she can't say such shit to you, its your life, you can have a ******* baby whenever you want, if i was in your place, i would've bitch-slapped her right there.