Kids: Profane

Profane

By QuicksilverMaximoff - 30/01/2011 14:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I was rudely stopped in the park by a woman screaming at me for being a slut for having a baby so young. She got so worked up that she started swearing. Not only was I just babysitting for a friend, I am unable to get the toddler to stop swearing. FML

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By mammary smammary - 23/03/2022 22:00

Today, I was nursing my baby in the park while my older kids played. A man stormed over and started screaming how vulgar and disgusting I was being, and how he didn’t want his kids exposed to “all that”. He and his buddies were all shirtless and playing vulgar music loudly through a speaker. FML

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Fuzzy logic

By Lisa - 22/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, a person I've never met called me a whore and spat on me. Why? Because I was babysitting for my neighbors and answered the door for two well dressed women passing out religious pamphlets. I politely declined to take any. Apparently being a 15 year-old girl caring for a toddler makes me a sex worker. FML

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Little darling

By Anonymous - 21/05/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML

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By Nick - 20/07/2013 19:37 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 00:52 - United States

Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML

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I'm still young

By jb123 - 29/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Rock Springs

Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML

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By Kelly - 02/10/2011 04:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML

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Straight to jail

By anon - 15/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 08:17 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter for my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML

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People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 14:34 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML

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ash14 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 18:59

wow she needs to be more worried about how bitchy she's being, instead of how "slutty" you are.

Doortje 29

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:01

Wow, what a rude bitch. But why didn't you interrupt her OP?

Comments

Opera_fml 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 20:19

At least that kid is up to date on her vocabulary.

Kolden 11

Sunday 30 January 2011 20:19

**** her

Cinn_fml 22

Sunday 30 January 2011 20:31

You should've pointed out it's far worse to swear in front of a toddler. Then pointed out that she was totally in the wrong for yelling at you for something that simple, seeing as there is more than one reason a youngish girl would be looking after a toddler.

shortneyy 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 20:46

wow. what a bitch. you should've told her off not only for swearing in front of a child, but also for being ignorant.

ThreeDaysGrace1 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 21:10

I hope you told the bitch off, while explaining to her that you were just babysitting the child.

Blackmail111 9

Sunday 30 January 2011 21:36

CHANGE YOUR ****** PROFILE PIC

Blackmail111 9

Sunday 30 January 2011 21:38

at #19

shadow1917 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 21:50

I hate when others judge u they don't even know the truth or u so they just need to take the stick out thts shoved up their ass out and just shut the **** up...

Asario 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 21:56

thats what a bar of soap is for.

Violacatt 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 22:02

That lady is probably the one who got pregnant as a teen and that's why she is angry. Or her son/daughter did. Although, she can't be called a lady, cussing like that.