Sex, Awkward, Religion and Intimacy: Promise

Promise

By thiswouldhappen. - 17/03/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one-year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait until marriage. Four hours later, he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML

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By Shocked - 17/07/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 20:04

Today, I found out the promise ring my boyfriend of 4 months gave me used to be his ex-girlfriend's. FML

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By sadfacemaking - 20/07/2021 08:01

Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML

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By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 06:39 - Canada - Victoria

Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

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By airrinw_33 - 21/01/2013 03:55 - United States - Greenwood

Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML

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By wtactualfuck :( - 24/10/2012 21:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML

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By LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

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Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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ashology101 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:12

why do parents think a ring will convince their dear daughter to keep her leg closed? it never works.

B52_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:23

And that is why you don't do it in your parents' house.

Comments

Rutgerman95 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 6:35

why wait, only to find out you're married to someone who's horrible?

miszlivii 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 1:13

dammnn lmao

KatiiKhatastrofi 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 21:41

If you were having sex that same day, I would assume you've had sex before. If you weren't a virgin when you're dad gave you the ring, you shouldn't have taken the ring. AT ALL. Personally, I believe in waiting but no one's ever forced me. And I'm an atheist, so it has nothing to do with the Church. But it should be YOUR choice, not your father's. So FYL so having overbearing parents. YDI for accepting it when you weren't even a virgin.

julesmarie88 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 15:30

okay 197 F*CK church and ur stupid belief. if people wana F*ck, then so be it. who waits untill marraige?! oh what's that... NO1!!!

brisadiva9 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 3:58

Calm down why don't ya? You'd be surprised how many people actually wait until marriage because they feel they owe their whole selves to the person they wanna marry.

endurancefan212 21

Saturday 7 September 2013 18:51

I'm waiting you judgmental, arrogant, jerk.

Nenerf 4

Thursday 12 August 2010 13:22

if OP was going to have sex, she shouldve done it where her father couldn't walk in

boojie97 12

Saturday 14 August 2010 5:35

i agree with 197 it sez in the bible to wait and for all u assholes who r gonna comment " the bible is full of crap" and stuff like that, ya might wanna consider reading it first. ud b surprised how amazing it is

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Thursday 19 August 2010 15:01

I've read it. That's why I know that the bible is full of crap.

waywick 0

Friday 1 October 2010 15:27

parents think that because, behind only teenaged girls, they are the dumbest creatures on the planet

missIrene 6

Sunday 27 February 2011 21:47

I know promises were made to be brokenbut wat kind of dumb ass does at home and hasn't any one ever heard of a lock? you never bring it home in the first place