Sex, Awkward, Religion and Intimacy: Promise

Promise

By thiswouldhappen. - 17/03/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one-year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait until marriage. Four hours later, he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML

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By Shocked - 17/07/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 20:04

Today, I found out the promise ring my boyfriend of 4 months gave me used to be his ex-girlfriend's. FML

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By sadfacemaking - 20/07/2021 08:01

Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML

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By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 06:39 - Canada - Victoria

Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

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By airrinw_33 - 21/01/2013 03:55 - United States - Greenwood

Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML

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By wtactualfuck :( - 24/10/2012 21:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML

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By LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

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Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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ashology101 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:12

why do parents think a ring will convince their dear daughter to keep her leg closed? it never works.

B52_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:23

And that is why you don't do it in your parents' house.

Comments

movies12 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 2:16

Ok.... I am soo confused, I thought a promise ring, was givin by the boyfriend or girlfriend to stay true to eachother, and a PURITY ring was waiting till married 4 sex. Whatever I guess I am wrong.

DynamicDave 11

Friday 25 December 2009 12:21

121, 162, 164, and 184 are correct. 144, stfu

Andyangels27 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 11:12

144 your a dumb shit

flotar 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 7:32

parents shouldn't be forcing their kids to make promises that probably didn't keep themselves when they were young. it's OP's decision to have sex with her BF, with a damn ring or without. Now, OP is dumb for having sex in her dad's house while he's in it ;-p

LmaoLolRofl 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 7:45

why do ppl not know how to lock doors? I rather get caught with the door locked n it be kinda awkward to open than actually being SEEN

what_the_fail 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:37

Umm YDI. Goddamn ****

Joshua95 0

Monday 8 February 2010 22:59

Her dad totaly deserved that, I mean cmon' thinking thatby forcing her to make that promise would like make her feel too guilty to break it? If it were me Id feel perfectly justified in it, thinking "He forced me into it! What choice did I have?" Forced promises mean nothing

campbellshayla73 0

Friday 26 March 2010 23:58

I'm athiest but she desirved it

ladiesman2340 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 3:12

lmao. as long as you weren't doing it doggy ;) haha

redtigerlily 5

Saturday 8 May 2010 2:29

I hate this wait till marraige bullshit & I hate the church. last time I went the pastor told me it was a sin to be single. I mean have you ever heard such bullshitin all of your life.