Prospects

By mike - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when I inevitably go to prison. FML
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HomeAl0ne 20

And even better practice for when you try to escape from one?

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perdix 29

Tell her you plan to bury your victims well enough that they'll never be found, and you won't go to prison. Ask her to lay down in your hole to see if she fits.

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RedPillSucks 31

Holes. A great movie!!! With sound track of "Children of the graves"

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zendaddy0 0

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE couldn't resist

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Ashle1gh 14

If that was my mother, I'd probably go to prison for attempting to murder her.

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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

You must be a delinquent.

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teyyoshi 19

what does "drop the soap"mean??can anybody tell me??

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bigfatF 0

well, when you drop the soap, you must bend over to retrieve it. when you do so, Bubba will be there, and you butthole will go from . to O

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auddylynne 0

Bahaha! She has a point! Lol

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