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By mike - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By mike - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Ahaha music is playin 24/7 for me to(:
At least you don't have to crawl through 3 football field's length worth of shit.
That's what my mom said when she walked in on me shoving things in my ass.
*slams paws down on table* how dare she! (-_-)
Digging holes? I thought they made license plates in prison. OP, thanks for my "save the manatees" one in advance! (:
At least she thinks your going places!
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And even better practice for when you try to escape from one?
Tell her you plan to bury your victims well enough that they'll never be found, and you won't go to prison. Ask her to lay down in your hole to see if she fits.