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By mike - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when I inevitably go to prison. FML
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HomeAl0ne 20

And even better practice for when you try to escape from one?

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perdix 29

Tell her you plan to bury your victims well enough that they'll never be found, and you won't go to prison. Ask her to lay down in your hole to see if she fits.

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dwreck69 0

I think PeeEmEss is actually Mel Gibson

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PeeEmEss 4

Lol southpark.. eh?

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marpay 11

Hard manual labor never killed anyone... Oh wait.

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turtleomnom 0

your mother knows you better than anyone else :D

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Great mom, tell her to go to hell, she doesnt deserve to be called mom if that's how much she believes in him.

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rogerusmc23 0

I would tell her to go to he'll, but I work there and don't want to see her everyday... lmao

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Uraharas_Bankai 1

Maybe OP will have to go to a special, fun camp where they dig holes all day in a desert with little water and lots of poisonous creatures. Anyone remember the movie Holes?

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ChickenTenders 6

He was burying the dead animals he killed for fun.

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