Relax

By Anonymoosey - 19/02/2012 23:47 - Canada

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Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML
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KaelaKhaotic 5

What song was it?

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bustub2 8

"I'm a Little Teapot" is my guess.

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Furrywhiplash 14

I get so unnecessarily pissed off when kids sing inappropriate songs when they have no idea what the songs are about... I'm sorry OP, but I probably would have wanted to smack you when you were little.

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l0v3p4in 7

Smack the parents for letting them listen to it, especially if the kid is preschool or younger. Smack the hell out of the parents.

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hayleyjames 0

Why? When kids sing songs that are sexual, they don't know what the meanings are, and why should they, it's innocent, I'm sorry but that's just stupid!

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swimmersrok 0

I really dont understand how why you would want to slap a child for being innocent. I personally think that its better if a child is singing a dirty song and has no idea what it means, rather than knowing what the song is talking about. That would just be creepy.

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dblogic 19

Love your profile pic!! My mastiff sits on the couch like that all the time :)

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downtime 12

Maybe where she grew up they just had an odd taste in music...

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4everblackjack 10

My favorite childhood song was Candy Shop by 50 cent. I knew something was wrong when I said that in summer camp & all the consolers looked at me weirdly.. Oh well.

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attatood 8

consolers? You mean the counselors were consoling you?

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4everblackjack 10

Aha no, they liked to call themselves consolers or mentors (sometimes even boss) when in reality they were just bored teenagers volunteering to get hours.

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McDonaldsworker 4

O SHIT OP! That is so messed up! Where did you even hear this song when you were a kid? What song is it anyway?

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Allornone 35

Frankie says relax?

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perdix 29

I'm thinking it's the Christmas song, "Deck the Halls" Decking halls with boughs? Trolling carols? Donning gay apparel? I knew there had to be something weird about it with all of the strange words. Am I right? Is there a prize?

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Furrywhiplash 14

Your prize is my thumb pointing in an upward direction. Enjoy.

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androiddestroya 7

at 100, do guys usually not have just one? o.o

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RedPillSucks 31

Mutant "BostonBruinsFan". I actually owned a pair of pants with two zippers (no, there wasn't one in the back).

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MiBFTo 0

If you seriously did not know what that song meant like 20 years ago when everyone else figured it out, then you totally deserve it.

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kateateyou 6

46, if OP first heard it 20 years ago, when they were really young they wouldn't have got the meaning. Any time afterwards they also might not have thought too deeply about what it means.. until now.

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TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

46- Because 5 year olds know about anal sex and trying not to ****** right?

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StreetReaper 9

Relax came out more than 20 tears ago. I remember crushing my orange, day-glo clad, 15 year old girlfriend's heart, when I told her the song she loved so much was about delaying an ****** during gay sex. Yes people, it is about gay sex. Not just about anal sex. Oh, and for the guy who thought the song was Turning Japanese, That song was about masturbation and the face you make when you climax.

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scrnnmeusr 0

Looked it up it is Frankie goes to Hollywood - relax

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akiahara 14

relax.. don't do it.. when you wanna..... I think this is a good thing. welcome to adulthood. this is also a good song.

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