Time to figure out a new story. Who says people need to know everything?

lol, I like to air drum, so I don't have that risk :D

Start the Storey off with this... "it all started when I opened my closet door and entered into Narnia ......" and end it with this... "once the princess was saved we threw a celebration in her honor, the next morning I woke up looking like this....." The middle part is all up to you !!!!

Man, that takes some serious rocking out. What would be even more embarassing is if you were doing it to that song from Titanic xD

How is that even possible

You better make up a story that sounds more dignified, like being hit by a little girl after you tried to steal her panties.

I used to play air guitar. then I took a knee to the face

you should tell everyone that u were on ur way back to walmart when u came across a midget with a loooong beard. He told you that u were the chosen one and that u must follow him to the lair. Of course, u went. He said that we could take his car. It was a windowless white van. As u reached for the door to the front seat he said, "no, you get the back" and gave u a creepy smile as he slid your hand to the back door. He let you into the car and slammed the door. It was dark. When he let you out, you were in an underground. Then he mugged u, but u'd left ur wallet at home so he just took a lock of ur hair and then ran away, leaving u. After u found ur way out, u were scratching ur eye and u scratched ur eye. THE END

It's okay, I wouldn't tell the truth either

Try saying you got into a bar fight.