Rock on!

By wtf - 08/03/2012 09:03 - United States

Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managed to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happened, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 841
You deserved it 24 513

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Yeah, I'd come up with a better story for that black eye. Make it a good one. Maybe something involving a mugging with 2 attackers.

Comments

Michael_92 20

You got in a fight with bigfoot. You got out alive, he didn't.

The 1990's called, they want their air guitar back....

Say that you were in a bar fight, and that they should see the other guy.

muffinXmonster 12

You are officially the most talented air guitarist ever

nattynatters 14

Just weave an epic tale of bad-assery. Chicks dig bad asses.

BunBunBabe 8

Yeah lie and say it was something bad ass

kimgr 9

Don't worry, it pretty much happened to everyone