Creepy, Awkward and Love: Scared

Scared

By dentallycorrect - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was casually sitting at a bar, a drunk biker with no teeth leaned over and tried to kiss me. I'm a sailor in the Navy, but I think I screamed like a little girl. FML

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You deserved it 5 493

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2014 19:26 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

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By Ad-s - 14/01/2009 05:01 - France

Today, I got together with a small gathering of friends in a bar. I go up to the bar to order something, but with all the music and noise, the barman can't hear what I'm trying to say, so he leans forward, cocking his ear towards me. For some reason, I thought he was being friendly so I kissed him as if we were saying hello to each other. FML

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You deserved it 22 870

By Pelota - 01/07/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I tried to stop a drunk girl from driving home. She took a couple swings at me, which I dodged. Feeling pretty good about it, I tried to get the keys from her hand. She leaned over, and sunk her teeth in to my bare shoulder. The doctor says I will have a scar. FML

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You deserved it 5 231

Love is love

By anonymous-canada - 07/12/2010 05:28

Today, I was working a midnight shift when a guy came in drunk and was trying to get me to come home with him. I said I had a boyfriend. As I said this, my manager, who has no teeth and B.O, said he was my boyfriend. I will never live this down with my co-workers. FML

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You deserved it 4 287

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

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By kittenfish8903 - 06/10/2014 19:46 - United States

Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML

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You deserved it 4 684

By beccaj_ilh - 06/09/2009 15:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while I was working in a bar, a very fat drunk guy kept flirting with me. He assumed I liked him because I kept blushing. I didn’t. It’s just been so long since anyone flirted with me that I apparently now cannot control my reactions if a man talks to me. FML

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You deserved it 6 815

By snitchovich - 27/05/2009 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML

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You deserved it 6 044

By beriles - 15/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to the guy I am trying to get close to while we were at the bar. Music was playing, so I thought that while his attention was diverted I would sneak out a yawn. Just as I did so, the music went silent and I let out a tremendous burp. FML

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You deserved it 8 439

By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 01:20 - United States

Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML

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misfitSuperStar 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:19

OMG!!!! Gross!! 'You sure do got a purdy mouth, boy.'

lolwtfwasthat 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:14

it's gonna be ok I promise!

Comments

bcason 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 15:13

it's part of a forwarded joke via spam email. not original. not even funny.

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 19 August 2010 15:31

I had some drunk woman try to molest me in a bar bathroom once. I ran outta there as fast as I could.

nikkipie 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 15:35

Im sorry that happened to u, but that had me rotlmao... maybe he though u were cute!

GiggittyGoo69 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 15:40

lol stiffen up soldier.

WTF_FML_FTW 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 15:52

masturbation. no pun intended.

EddieBlake 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 16:07

it's alright dude, it's not like you're a marine. we can't expect too much of you.

BehindTheSun 2

Thursday 19 August 2010 16:15

Best comment so far.

Niick_fml 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 16:12

YDI for sitting next to a drunk biker in a bar then screaming like a little girl.

coffee_enima 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 16:16

he just wants some seaman in his mouth. but again, think about how well those gums could massage your ....um... submarine.

TechnoWizard 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 17:12

it's what you get for being a sailor. oorah.

fucknarmy 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 17:39

sailors are fagots real men are inthe infantry

caribou_megs 7

Thursday 19 August 2010 18:06

Wow you are an ignorant ass. You do know that the Marines and the Navy operate very closely and are both under one authority? ANY military personnel deserve the SAME respect. Are we seriously in junior high, here?