Kids, Cheating and Parents: Self report

Self report

By Anonymous - 25/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML

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You deserved it 5 529

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By SDCore - 12/02/2015 00:40 - United States - Glenview

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

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By Michelle - 15/08/2011 08:15 - United States

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

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You deserved it 23 200

By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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You deserved it 433

By FathersDay - 22/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 414

You deserved it 21 063

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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You deserved it 30 481

By nekal - 21/09/2016 16:50 - United States - Nashville

Today, I tried to sneakily leave my boyfriend's house at 3 a.m. without his parents knowing. I had a flat tire. FML

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You deserved it 3 669

By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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You deserved it 32 852

By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 12:00

Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 568

You deserved it 577

By laststand11 - 26/12/2011 01:35 - Reserved

Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 790

You deserved it 2 656

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By Lopez85 - 22/05/2024 22:00 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I got up at 2 AM to grab a snack. I quietly crept down the stairs, only to find my dad, mom, and a couple of their friends having a secret poker game. Now they think I have a sleepwalking problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 371

You deserved it 116

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Monday 25 May 2009 20:03

Wow that sucks, you should definitely tell your mom.

samusfox 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:05

Blackmail him...

Comments

samusfox 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:11

What is his mother snuck out of the house too, and they're all just cheating?

xpxp2002 4

Monday 25 May 2009 20:12

What are you all talking about? That's awesome! Now he has something on him and can use it for all sorts of blackmail fun.

studentwoes 2

Monday 25 May 2009 20:12

I agree with 16. Your mom will get over you sneaking out. I'd tell her.

AnneFTW 17

Monday 25 May 2009 20:12

OMG what an ass! & how nice to try & blackmail you! He could've at least tried to bribe you. Tell your Dad to tell your mother or else you will (don't really, make him tell her, it's best to stay out of it as much as you can).

audiogasmic 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:13

ummm no you should definitely tell your mother, he has no right to expect his CHILD to keep that kind of secret from their MOTHER. she deserves to know.

Elizabeth_495_xo 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:14

that ******* sucks im sooooo sorry

13BlackCat 2

Monday 25 May 2009 20:14

you should really tell your mom.

uneekfreak16 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:17

Agree with #25...Maybe you should talk to your father to see if maybe he could tell her, and explain to him that you're going to tell her if he doesn't. If you're mom's going to find out, it would be better for her to hear it from your dad than you. Maybe they can still save their marriage. Either way, that's tough.

LiveLoveLife_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:17

ok dude, tell ur mom ASAP... who gives a crap if u get caught? I mean sorry if u do but, ur dads an ass and ur mom NEEDS 2 know to divorce that ass.....