Creepy, Shopping, Awkward, Shoes and Miscellaneous: Shook

Shook

By footfetish - 02/02/2013 11:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, a male employee at a shoe shop helped me try on shoes. Once I found a pair, I went to pay for them. I was telling the cashier about how great of an employee he was when she told me there were no male employees. A guy with a foot fetish helped me find shoes. FML

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By BobE - 31/07/2019 06:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I went to a mall and got some really awesome shoes. I went home to find out that they are actually women's shoes. I'm a dude. FML

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By Gregory - 28/11/2008 10:28 - France

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

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By smallpaycheck - 16/08/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML

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By theyre not THAT big. - 01/07/2013 04:35 - United States - Auburn

Today, I went to get new shoes. I'm a pretty tall girl and I have proportional feet. I asked the cute guy who worked there for a size 9.5. He burst into laughter before putting on a shocked face and saying, "Oh wait... You're serious." Goodbye, self esteem. FML

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By Shoes - 12/06/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I was helping an old man find a pair of shoes. I told him about a particularly comfortable pair but had to inform him that they only came in black or white. Hearing this, the old man grabbed me around the neck and began to beat me in the head with our display shoe. He wanted brown. FML

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Ignored

By Kim - 05/05/2021 04:01

Today, at work, I was waiting in line to pay my food at the cafeteria when I noticed the doctor who was in front of me had these really cool looking shoes on. I told him, "I like your shoes!" He turned over, looked at me and didn’t say anything back. FML

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By sweet92 - 15/05/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML

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Be more specific

By readytoamputatemyfeet - 30/06/2013 23:00 - United States - Winter Springs

Today, my shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work. I called my boyfriend and asked him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in my closet. What did he bring? Black stilettos. I'm a waitress with an eight-hour shift. FML

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The Gap

By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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Booted

By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 07:32 - Australia

Today, a middle-aged woman came into the shoe shop where I work, and asked me to help her put on a pair of boots that were obviously too small. Simultaneously as I knelt down by her feet, she booted me in the face while we tried to get them on. FML

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sumbum95 15

Saturday 2 February 2013 16:04

At least you got the shoes you wanted! :)

Aspen_Grace33 27

Saturday 2 February 2013 16:04

Well at least he had great customer service skills!

Comments

mangoboy1 19

Saturday 2 February 2013 16:16

My advice to him,if you're good at something never do it for free

Dracoboxer357 35

Saturday 2 February 2013 17:09

14- Considering that advice came from the Joker in relation to killing heroes, are you sure you'd want to be following it so closely? ;)

Daiyuki 5

Sunday 3 February 2013 14:24

Because that phrase was never uttered before that movie, right?

poccocurantes 7

Saturday 2 February 2013 16:28

The fact that your shoes fit perfectly and he had a boner should have tipped you off. Only **** stars get a boner when they do their job well.

victus 14

Sunday 3 February 2013 3:33

male prostitutes do too...

Fuji76 15

Monday 4 February 2013 6:25

Or ***** models

Special_Psycho 8

Saturday 2 February 2013 16:37

Maybe he was just being polite. Or another idea was he was a far off admirer from your workplace? Just throwing possibilities out there.

Xxblackice 13

Saturday 2 February 2013 19:06

you are a special psycho

Damian95 16

Saturday 2 February 2013 16:42

Different stroke for different folk! :) enjoy the shoes!

U_GotitDude 18

Saturday 2 February 2013 16:43

Talk about awkward lol FYL Op

Dracoboxer357 35

Saturday 2 February 2013 16:51

Hmm.....win/win? You're happy, he's happy....I see no problem with this. ;)

taranpreet 7

Saturday 2 February 2013 16:56

I'm confused...was he going to the back to bring out your size? How could he have gotten away with that unless he was an employee. Unless it's one of those stores where the different sizes are stacked under the display shoe. I mean, at least he was helpful. I think I'd be okay with it.