Size matters

By MobPerfect - 11/05/2012 13:24 - United States - Providence

Today, I made my friends and family laugh by trying to put on costume glasses with a giant super-sized nose attached to them. They laughed hysterically. Not because of the gigantic nose, but because my real nose was radically bigger and the fake one wouldn't fit over it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 512
You deserved it 3 556
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Sensory deprivation

By Trisha - 07/10/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 178
You deserved it 684
Next

Top comments

perdix 29

I know how you feel! It's the same thing that happens to me when I try to use a garbage bag as a condom;)

124 8
SkoomaKi 27

I can just tell you're a nosey person! :D Shoot me now, it's for the best.

121 7

Comments

numbersystem 4

:) you made your family laugh! Its a win!

2 0
heelsanonymous 1

That's really funny Jew know

0 0
husky22 0

nose job in your near future?

0 1
buddy565 7

Well you know what a big nose means ;)

0 2
Senseless_487 29

Yeah, means he can't wear novelty glasses.

4 0
theonlysweetpea 10

It's ok. I have a large nose as well.

1 1
Eiregal2 10

You could be like a new best love attraction for an Eskimo lol

2 0