Smooth criminal

By nickim756 - 13/09/2010 02:29 - United States

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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
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tooGee24 0

he was in a hard situation can't blame him for it

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jay4who7 0

nice,but it's kinda hard to talk you're way out of that one!

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javihippo 0

if he was thinking about you doing it or not it's still ******* creepy and gross

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itsyoboyricky 0

hey I've gotten a ******* during class it's not that hard to give your self a handjob in class

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banananut 0

give yourself a handjob? you mean, jack off.

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RedPillSucks 31

and they set fires, it so delight full. There's only one thing they've known. They get blown They get blown They get blown. (Ok, that was lame)

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Clumsyblonde22 12

I've done it before... Just never gotten caught. Thank god for bathroom stalls and pocket rockets

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Zakuraa 0

Oh wow! ... what's the point of doing that.. IN PUBLIC? I'm almost at a loss for words because I'm laughing so hard.

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lickmyjock 0

is it too hard to help a fellow out?

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Zakuraa 0

LMFAO. *You're. I could see grammar Nazis coming (no pun intended) a mile away. :)

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mikosquak 6

well either he's not getting enough from you or he has a sex addiction but still tootin the noodle in public ?? does he not think before his actions??

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

There's a sexy stud up at #21 I'd like to introduce you to...

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