Smooth criminal

By nickim756 - 13/09/2010 02:29 - United States

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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
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tooGee24 0

he was in a hard situation can't blame him for it

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jay4who7 0

nice,but it's kinda hard to talk you're way out of that one!

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Bubbelz 25

So far so good, guess he didn't touch himself when he was in the inside though!

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hashmita 0

Maybe he doesn't get enough action from you, OP. FYL anyway.

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succubusprime 0

if you did your job he wouldn't have had to **********

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hd9280 0

it's a womans job!!! or else..... it's on to the next one that puts out.

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LukasIsFml 0

have u desrve it becuase he lonely .... lol

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nikkired 0

Was he looking at a gorilla when he masturbated ?

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Ionic 0

I can't tell if that was supposed to be funny, or not.

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