School, Embarrassing and Education: Smooth sailing

Smooth sailing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 327

You deserved it 27 431

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By Alison - 18/11/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my boss called to check if I was available for a last-minute meeting. Trying to sound professional, I sat up straight in my chair, only to forget I was sitting on a rolling chair with no lock. The chair slid back, I slipped off, and a loud crash echoed through the office. My boss asked if I was okay, and I tried pretending nothing happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 266

You deserved it 179

By eun - 09/04/2009 01:42 - Canada

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 255

You deserved it 12 441

What happened here?

By Alex - 31/08/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I was alone at the office and having some fun spinning around in my chair. In my enthusiasm, I spun too fast, lost my balance, and crashed into the shelf behind me. The shelf didn't survive the impact, and I had 30 minutes to come up with a good excuse before everyone else came back from lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 91

You deserved it 530

Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 702

You deserved it 5 035

By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 586

You deserved it 3 641

By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 703

You deserved it 35 193

Tardy

By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 652

You deserved it 8 783

Move!

By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 19:11 - Italy

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 129 359

You deserved it 6 575

By asshalf15 - 25/07/2014 20:19 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 502

You deserved it 4 415

Look where you're going

By flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 067

You deserved it 341

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 22 May 2012 21:50

Smooth move high roller.

_lady_rainicorn_ 2

Tuesday 22 May 2012 21:51

"trying to be smooth..." *clicks ydi*

Comments

airborn54 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 21:52

Real smooth haha

Pandacupcakelove 26

Tuesday 22 May 2012 21:53

Never try to be smooth... If you try to be smooth you're always doomed to fail.

TheFamilyElf 17

Tuesday 22 May 2012 22:02

Especially if you're a member of the fml community. :P

yumyumpoptart 16

Tuesday 22 May 2012 21:54

ah don't sweat it OP! just walk next time!

leogirl95 12

Tuesday 22 May 2012 21:55

Karma-1 You-0

reddudeover 2

Wednesday 23 May 2012 2:47

How... HOW is this karma?!?

wellnevermind 4

Tuesday 22 May 2012 21:57

Oh between, this reminded me when I was in school. We had this assembly of the groups together in a room. My group was usually allowed to leave the room first as we were always seated right in the front. Once when leaving the room I slipped... Had skirt on and was very visible and everyone in my year saw. Yep, embarrassing stuff happens mostly at school.

kakarot2 11

Tuesday 22 May 2012 22:57

Cool story bro.

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 22 May 2012 23:00

^ Shut up. I rather enjoyed her story.

wellnevermind 4

Tuesday 22 May 2012 23:18

#52 I'm sorry I bored you with my story but, I don't remember obligating you to read it. #55 Well, I'm glad at least someone enjoyed it. :D

Jumpingmal2 7

Tuesday 22 May 2012 23:28

So many pervy things i could say.... But i wont

Cowboy1986 4

Wednesday 23 May 2012 11:58

I loved her story took hush it up bo

TheFamilyElf 17

Tuesday 22 May 2012 22:00

"I meant to do that!" Rolling chairs are so deceptive. They seem all fun and exciting, like 'come on! Have a seat! Roll me! Spin! It'll be fun!;)' when really all they do is cause anguish and despair. Poor op simply fell victim to the trap.