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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML

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You deserved it 20 687

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 14:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML

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You deserved it 10 075

By sdk2010 - 06/03/2012 17:05 - Canada

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brewmaster at a beer company. FML

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You deserved it 2 265

By SFBEL - 21/05/2015 03:56 - Belgium - Leuven

Today, after being a resident DJ at a local club for over 4 years, I got fired. Not because I'm bad at what I do, but because my boss thinks I'm not 'having fun like the other DJs'. And by 'having fun' he means that I don't drink enough. I got fired for not being an alcoholic. FML

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Unfair

By Flaps - 27/11/2010 12:36 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML

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You deserved it 38 590

By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 15:14

Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML

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You deserved it 912

Kinda harsh, don't ya think?

By are you kidding me???? - 20/07/2012 04:58 - United States - Chaplin

Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML

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You never know

By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 11:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML

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You deserved it 3 590

By creamed - 20/02/2010 17:29 - United States

Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML

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You deserved it 36 846

That backfired

By Alexander D. - 14/07/2012 00:48 - United States

Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML

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You deserved it 37 239

Adding insult to injury

By lol - 23/07/2021 05:59

Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML

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You deserved it 98

laurenarnold 6

Thursday 23 December 2010 15:59

that sucks bit it's still pretty much your fault

thaprince1226 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 16:01

don't add ur bosses on Facebook it's that simple.

Comments

TempestRain 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 20:44

I'd have fired you for being an ungrateful dumbass! Posting pictures that could implicate him in illegal activity? Tisk tisk you ass hole.

snickleberry 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 20:54

ahah, u did at least make a scene or yell some nasty words, rite?

pip74205 9

Thursday 23 December 2010 20:57

Sue him for wrongful termination. Report him to the police for Corruption of Minors for serving you alcohol. Make a deal to testify for immunity for your charge of drinking under age.

capnbzarr 43

Thursday 23 December 2010 21:24

^this, 100%. The guy cannot corrupt you and then fire you for being corrupt. Get yourself a good lawyer immediately.

Akalia_fml 7

Thursday 23 December 2010 21:09

Just because your boss is the one who supplied the alcohol, doesn't mean that you should drink it if your underage.

asianive 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 21:17

that sucks!!!!!!!!

Emilyinroom483 7

Thursday 23 December 2010 21:22

Unless he ACTUALLY HANDED YOU the alcohol, that's not an excuse because... you're underage and you shouldn't have been drinking it.

capnbzarr 43

Thursday 23 December 2010 21:25

Wow, who peed in your cheerios this morning? OP, don't listen to this grinch.

capnbzarr 43

Thursday 23 December 2010 21:28

This site sucks at threading. This comment is supposed to be in reply to #74.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 23 December 2010 21:57

The site doesn't suck at anything. You suck at hitting the correct "reply" link. I guarantee you the site doesn't select whose response will go where. Are you familiar with the acronym PEBKAC?

KJames_87 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 22:07

LAWSUIT!!!!

Babblez 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 22:45

I didn't comment here -_-;

Khfan12 13

Friday 24 December 2010 0:00

How does the fact that the booze was there justify you drinking it?

username5000 0

Friday 24 December 2010 0:15

Your fault, you shouldn't be in pictures doing illegal things at his company if you expect to keep your job there. think of it from his point of view!