Sounds neat

By danii - 05/10/2011 03:28 - Reserved

Today, I drove to the liquor store completely naked except for my dressing gown, with a carload of idiot stoners who ran in and stole vodka, tequila and whiskey. We drank in a bush. Last week I was a good citizen, and now I'm white trash. I'm not quite sure what happened in between. FML
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razzberry 9

I mean.....honestly you have control here.

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dadof2 4

lets see what had happened was alchol duh or did you forget already

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seanc722 2

Based on past experience you being a good citizen was probably only your own opinion.

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jaredofmo 22

Admitting you have a problem is the first step towards recovery.

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MedChew 19

Anyone thought this sounds like a prologue to a comedy?

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EvilDave 13

OP, did you let them pull a train on you too?

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EvilDave 13

OP, did you let them pull a train on you too?

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firebirdtransam 3

i don't see the problem of driving to a store naked in a robe if your clothed, but going out drinking especially in public is just asking for trouble. i'm pretty sure not even the police would care if you got raped. seriously you're an idiot, and this is why i'm terribly ashamed to be part of society with people like you that think this is an FML. it's more like IMAFKINIDIOT. YDI lady.

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