Sounds neat

By danii - 05/10/2011 03:28 - Reserved

Today, I drove to the liquor store completely naked except for my dressing gown, with a carload of idiot stoners who ran in and stole vodka, tequila and whiskey. We drank in a bush. Last week I was a good citizen, and now I'm white trash. I'm not quite sure what happened in between. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 119
You deserved it 65 063

Same thing different taste

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razzberry 9

I mean.....honestly you have control here.

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Seriously, look up narcotics anonymous or a rehab programme. You don't want to end up with a criminal record and unemployable, in jail or even dead... Seriously.

For some reason I found your use of language insanely funny, but I got to give the props to you for ruining your life...YDI.

Theres no party like a liver failure party!

PinkMintBlood 0

haha reminds me my previous weekend

ACandelaria_209 1

Ummm maybe the drugs and alcohol had something to do with it? Or maybe the company u keep? Idk just suggestions..

Only an FML bc you don't have an actual FML.

So, did you take off your robe and pull a train?

srm0608 0

im a stoner and im not a loser like your idiot friends get new friends nd pay for your shit ydi

denvan 0

Free booze can't complain to that