Sounds neat

By danii - 05/10/2011 03:28 - Reserved

Today, I drove to the liquor store completely naked except for my dressing gown, with a carload of idiot stoners who ran in and stole vodka, tequila and whiskey. We drank in a bush. Last week I was a good citizen, and now I'm white trash. I'm not quite sure what happened in between. FML
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razzberry 9

I mean.....honestly you have control here.

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lke0921 0

That's ur own damn fault get some new friends.

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WildInTheStreets 5

Thats not much of a difference.

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cmtexx03 0

**** what everyone else thinks, do what makes u happy! Carpe diem

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Stealthraptor22 0

why would you post a crime on a website? weed at work.

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bluetorpedo 0

And on MLIA we say this "Today I caught a gang that stole alcohol from a store because they posted it on the Internet MLIA"

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RKD 23

Danii, everyone makes mistakes. I would suggest maybe you find new friends, though, I think that is your problem.

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davek 36

You admitted being an accessory to a crime. Is there a report button somewhere?

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XoXoKaylynXoXo 5

Dude quit being so ******* uptight

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