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By danii - 05/10/2011 03:28 - Reserved

Today, I drove to the liquor store completely naked except for my dressing gown, with a carload of idiot stoners who ran in and stole vodka, tequila and whiskey. We drank in a bush. Last week I was a good citizen, and now I'm white trash. I'm not quite sure what happened in between. FML
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razzberry 9

I mean.....honestly you have control here.

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HushHushKeeKat 0

I feel like she got thumbed down purely because of her profile picture. LOL

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Freeze_fml 16

Congratulations on having a recollection of the initial events.

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lluliet92 0

thats to sad...try and find the road to redemption.

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RougeRamirez 8

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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batman_516 9

You don't know what happened in between?Maybe it was that night you had where those friends glued coins and Oreos to the ceiling, and you woke up naked covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokemon, with your parents due home in an hour?

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MrIncredibleSME 3

Look at your 5 closest friends- they're a good indicator of who you are. If you don't like what you see, take some responsibility for yourself

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EarAcheMyEYE10 2

U became white trash!

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kit001 0

Sounds like someone doesn't want to take responsibility for their actions... You don't know what happened in between... Gimme a break, would ya?

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mistersheezy 7

Spontaneous stupidity strikes again!!! Maybe...... I doubt it!

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