SPIDERS!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while cleaning out my garage, I found a pregnant spider. I couldn't step on the spider without releasing the baby spiders, so I went inside to get a glass jar to trap it. While trying to relocate the spider, I accidentally stepped on it. I now have a bunch of baby spiders roaming around. FML
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bethan1 4

For some reason I read this as "I found a pregnant sister" it was way cooler that way.

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martyh27 2

This is bull shit. Spiders do not give birth to live young. They lay eggs in a caccoon like nest.

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MzKitty83 0

that's not correct, some spiders in fact give birth to live young after carrying the eggs inside their bodies.

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ohsuzykuew 0

wolf spiders carry hundreds of little babies around. cute little furry things. goggle images wolf spider. cool huh!

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saladgirl123 0

wouldnt the baby spiders be crushed along with their nasty mother??

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TerrorDollie 0

Pregnant spider? WTF. Am I the only one that's finds that weirdo? How do you know if a spider's pregnant?

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Karma495 0

ethier u see tiny spider eggs or a spider with tiny little spiders I've never seen on but their out and about

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Zebidee 8

1) Get bug spray. 2) Spray baby spiders. 3) Punch yourself in the face for not being able to negotiate the most basic life skills. Seriously people, if you can't work stuff like this out, you might like to re-think the whole 'breeding' thing.

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Karma495 0

Your a screw up yourself it's called living don't kill them!!! try to extend their life time

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Zebidee 8

Spiders killed my parents you heartless bastard! I am Ishvara's tool in dispensing karmic justice in a swift and merciless vengeance upon them and their immortal souls!! Nah, I'm kidding. They just give me the willies. P.S. - You spelled "You're" wrong.

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TiffanyBlews27 0

Maybe he is a screw up, Karma, but who are you to judge? Everyone screws up. It's a part of life. Personally, I agree with everything Zebidee said. Spiders suck to have in any part of the house. People kill spiders all the time, & so do other animals. It's the cycle of life. But bug spray makes it a lot easier to get rid of the miniscule baby spiders than say, somehow catching them & releasing them, or carefully squishing them all to make sure they die (partially difficult because there are so many). It's not like he said to go kill a human baby. They're spiders. When they're born, hundreds are (generally) born, and MOST of them die before they mature. That's why so many are born.

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WarByrd 0

i like how you had an epic fail moment. stop smoking bud and get a job.

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BlakeeeDrummer 0

well if this was menu could tell u who would be hanging from the garage, I could not live with lotsa

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hcovballer247 0

ewww spiders are the most disgusting thing ever!

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vldpaws 0

that is bs, spiders do not give live birth.

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lol4ever12321 0

SPIDERS LAY EGGS. I'm surprised at how many people didn't know that. If your gonna make one up, at least make it something that could actually happen.

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Zebidee 8

For the love of God, could you at least Google 'Spider Wikipedia' before you post?

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adsc04 0

i thought so!! i remember from charlottes web!!

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