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SPIDERS!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while cleaning out my garage, I found a pregnant spider. I couldn't step on the spider without releasing the baby spiders, so I went inside to get a glass jar to trap it. While trying to relocate the spider, I accidentally stepped on it. I now have a bunch of baby spiders roaming around. FML
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bethan1 4

For some reason I read this as "I found a pregnant sister" it was way cooler that way.

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bethan1 4

For some reason I read this as "I found a pregnant sister" it was way cooler that way.

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zikittyzakitty 0

oops, sorry about the double post.

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LexSwift 17

LOL. 15, you win. The FML is 6537 times funnier when OP is looking for a pregnant sister and steps on her. Haha. Thanks for the laugh.

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habeeboburky94 0

I don't mean to be a grammar Nazi, but I think the first sentence is incorrect. Shouldn't it be: I couldn't step on the spider without releasing the baby spiders...etc?

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KiddNYC1O 20

It's correct either way, IMO.

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nizzy09 3

well good job on noticing the grammar mistake and not the general knowledge mistake!!!

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EulessMeangirls 0

Dude, lighten up! youre not in effing skool. damn

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azzaj 0

I love how people don't know the difference between tenses anymore.

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juwood 7

hahaha I agree...last I checked spiders weren't mammals

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vansgirl327 0

damn that sucks if I were u I wouldve been freaking out

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Rynk95 11

Spiders can't be pregnant, they lay eggs.

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hahaalolz 0

if they lay eggs then they are still preggos to begin with. *facepalm*

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Karma495 0

To think about spiders lay eggs then the babies cral onto there backs....

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faithfulangel 0

maybe she meant pregnant cuz many spiders actually carry their egg sack.

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faithfulangel 0

actually though they can't be pregnant, many of them carry their eggsack with them.

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AnnaGrrr 0

You *lay* eggs, they aren't carried in the stomach. Only before they are fertilized, and that won't give you babies when stepping on them.. *facepalm*

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Crimsonhead 0

Wouldn't you also have stepped on the baby spiders, thus squashing them, along with the mother?

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Karma495 0

true true but maybe he stepped on the back part of her body where the spider webs came out from. so they all ran

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olivh 0

habee, you just broke godwins law. tjis thread is over.

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