Health, Movies and Intimacy: Stealthy

Stealthy

By ohdear - 31/10/2011 15:38 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML

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By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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By Nat - 13/09/2014 06:29 - United States - Frisco

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. We were getting into the mood so I tried to eat the popcorn kind of sexually, causing me to choke on the popcorn and throw up. FML

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Movie night

By Spanky - 23/01/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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Popped

By regected - 30/08/2009 12:19 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear, "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said, "Here, you're repaid." FML

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By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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Why would you stick that there?

By Co-B - 03/09/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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Jump scare

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML

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Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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ndnpride88 25

Monday 31 October 2011 18:01

Man that's disgusting

instnt1nfction 17

Monday 31 October 2011 18:01

Like a ninja

Comments

nightnurse1 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 17:31

Ummm that's gross. And I imagine she continued to eat popcorn and candy without washing her hands.

CrazyManNo9 29

Tuesday 1 November 2011 17:58

Ugh Gag I just threw up on my mouth a little. Oh, wait, Heaaaave, I guess it was a lot. Totaly too Gross!

MadRoo 6

Tuesday 1 November 2011 18:37

Little ketchup on your popcorn, sir? That's nasty though, why couldn't she just go to the bathroom? Did she really want everyone to see?

littledog_fml 1

Tuesday 1 November 2011 18:46

OMG, plz guyz. All gurls get their period, so jst plz grow up!!!

VioletSkies 21

Tuesday 1 November 2011 20:16

#430 Yes, all girls get periods. It's the fact that she changed her pad in the middle of a movie in a public place that makes it disgusting. Then she continued eating popcorn without washing her hands. There is bathrooms for that. Trash cans for the pad also instead of her purse. Would you like it if some girl near you started to change her pad or tampon in public? It is really disgusting. Not the fact she has her period, it's the fact that she done that in public when it should have been done in the privacy of a bathroom.

AmethystRain 20

Tuesday 1 November 2011 20:54

Someone who can't spell out "please", or "girls" correctly, telling others to grow up. Priceless.

VioletSkies 21

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:30

Or "just".

Sonalis 9

Friday 11 November 2011 0:00

Or "guys."

littledog_fml 1

Tuesday 1 November 2011 19:09

OMG, plz guyz. All gurls get their period, srsly, plz grow up!!!

ganjaone 2

Tuesday 1 November 2011 19:12

That's wild what's ur girls number?

ireejane 3

Tuesday 1 November 2011 19:21

Gross!!!!!!

chickenpie90 16

Tuesday 1 November 2011 19:24

OMG

AliCat18 12

Tuesday 1 November 2011 20:15

that is absolutely disgusting! who ever said if you love her it won't matter is screwed in the head! there is such a thing as common hygene and decency! i'm a girl and the image or thought of that makes me want to be sick. take my advice and leave her! she clearly has no respect for herself or you.