Stealthy

By ohdear - 31/10/2011 15:38 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML
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You deserved it 5 371

Same thing different taste

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Eeeeeeew people around you would have smelt it.

That is so far out of the realm of normality. I don't even...

Ya, due to the sick crap found in theaters we made our own private one in our basement. No more crowds, no sick crap in the chairs, no rude people doing creepy shit next to you! Like changing their pad!

I assume she kept eating the shared popcorn after changing her pad, which would be extra disgusting and unsanitary.

Fatal_rei 3

No movie is too good to take a 3 minute bathroom break. Raise your standards, OP. You want someone who gives a little about personal hygiene and less about being lazy

pricklypie 0

Dump her sorry ass. That's just classless. Not even funny. If my gf did that...I would've left the cinema.

Who even does that in front of their boyfriend ... Or even at the movies ?!

jowalter 0

Victoria, Australia?! That's where I live! If this happened in Village or Readings in Geelong, I can safely say I'll just wait for the DVD release!

hunter_star 0