Cops and Miscellaneous: Stickler

Stickler

By GN. - 17/09/2012 04:47 - United States - New York

Today, I got stopped by the fuzz. The officer told me he "could care less" about my excuses. He was probably about to let me go without a ticket, but my inner Grammar Nazi kicked in and I explained why he meant to say "couldn't care less." I got the ticket. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By nmaidkieavg - 25/01/2011 06:13

Today, I got pulled over for a traffic violation. Thinking I could get away with it, I spoke with a French accent. The officer then asked me a question in perfect French. I got a ticket. FML

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By me - 19/05/2012 02:41 - United States - Wyandotte

Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 04:06 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 05:00 - United States - Corinth

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I know that I was in the wrong and will take responsibility for that. When the cop handed me my ticket, he asked me if I was smoking crack. I denied it because I don't do drugs. He asked me what that foul odor was. I was passing gas. FML

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By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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Thanks asshole

By WearingOff - 03/08/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. After a few minutes of conversing, he told me he didn't need to give me a ticket. He then asked for a date. I politely declined. After staring at me for a very long moment, he said, "I think I'm going to have to give you that ticket after all." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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beccaishereyay 11

Monday 17 September 2012 12:09

Ugh. I'd give you a ticket too.

Dargoria 1

Monday 17 September 2012 12:09

Sometimes you just got to force it down. Sorry about the ticket.

Comments

howrudoin 11

Monday 17 September 2012 20:29

Haha, this was a no brainer you deserve it. Its kinda like when u go to church where all the cuss words temporarily leave your vocabulary XD

totheforest84 4

Monday 17 September 2012 20:46

Good. I'm starting to think these grammar nazis have a social disorder or ocd.

Xxlaurahatakexx 9

Monday 17 September 2012 21:05

I hate when people are grammatical idiots.

ariaofdoom 16

Monday 17 September 2012 21:40

YDI. Being a smart ass to a cop is never a good idea. Although the fact that you were giving excuses for your infraction instead of just owning up to it probably didn't help your case either.

LifelessStars 22

Monday 17 September 2012 21:53

I don't blame the cop I hate crammed nazis too

outoftown 26

Monday 17 September 2012 23:29

Congratulations, OP. If that cop never had the thrill of ticketing his English teacher, you gave him the next best thing.

eternal7 6

Monday 17 September 2012 23:45

And just when he thought he couldn't care any less, you just had to correct his grammar.

klx125cross 9

Monday 17 September 2012 23:53

Why the **** would you talk back to a police officer? YDI

The_Bull_Rider85 0

Tuesday 18 September 2012 0:00

YLS... Cops are egotistical bullys with a star on their chest. Most typically picked on in school. Sorry bout your luck, bud.

r_bruce69 19

Tuesday 18 September 2012 0:02

OP was stupid there but that cop was too. If you could care less, that's the most vague bullshit long winded way of saying you care. And it sounds stupid to everyone. I've only heard Americans do this. Never seen it where I live in London.