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By lifesucksbigtimefuys - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
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Yikes.. You should've said no and then just let her know how you felt. She'd already stated how she felt about you.
chels1994
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Reminds me of Kickass
Pretend she was talking to your long-lost twin brother who happens to be gay. Problem? Solved.
zaleh
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its people like this why I love humankind
ninjuh_wingman
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive....our crushes that we wouldnt mind being their gay friend.
strife1313
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Better hide that emergency boner you're bound to get
Why would you say yes? Crazy. She thinks you're gay so that's the time to tell her you are not.
What we do for love nowadays.
Epikouros
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What was the emergency? Did she desperately need a haircut today? Was her best friend unable to go to a musical with her? At first I thought 'gay' meant 'lesbian' here, and she was just using you for sex even though she was straight. Even that would be pathetic. Being a straight guy and acting gay for your crush is beyond pathetic. Maybe you should ask her if she wants to watch a classic romantic movie with you, and rent 'Una Giornata Particolare'.
ADAWG92
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GROW SOME BALLS:) Just tell her the truth.
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So you're not her boyfriend, you're not her gay friend, you're not her regular friend, you're not her emergency regular friend, you're her emergency pretending to be gay but actually straight friend. A bit pathetic no? Might wanna try and move up the food chain or move on to someone else.
Ah, what we do for love..