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Stuck

By crap - 19/06/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Abby - 11/11/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2021 09:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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By DevilsTemptation - 29/08/2019 02:01 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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By FailedEngineer - 20/10/2009 21:31 - Australia

Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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Dummie 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:21

Ok if you woke up hungover and unable to find your car keys something is telling me you drove home drunk like a freaking idiot so YDI! And as for locking yourself out of your apartment... YDI AGAIN for walking out without shoes or keys! The sympathy boat has sailed my friend and you are sooooooo not on it!!!!

Rainfall_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 10:10

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Comments

kvmunro 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 1:12

i have totallyyy done this beforee ... i feel ur pain lol

katemfield 1

Saturday 20 June 2009 1:35

I'm praying to God that you didn't drive yourself home drunk...

pommeblossom 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 1:44

Oh my gosh, I just locked myself out of my house and was freaking out. I had to pull a screen out of a window, force the window up, get a chair and climb through a little window!

Suckstbeyou 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 1:49

that's a horrible morning after!!! eventually we learn from these mistakes though. I never lock my keys in anymore. oooohhh jinx woops knocking on wood.

ItecKid 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 2:49

YDI for getting drunk.

JiggstheMan 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 2:52

YDI for drinking too much

so_me_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 3:22

Gahhh. Story of my life. I've never been drunk, but I've definitely crawled through my window twice in the last month.

seb12992 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 3:55

You got drunk, woke up the next morning hungover, locked your keys in your car, then locked yourself out of your apartment. YDI, and I'd also like to add that you're a complete retard.

King_of_Kings 3

Saturday 20 June 2009 4:01

you couldn't help it, you were hungover. if you guys reading this want to see some good videos of Things That Deserver To Be Destroyed, follow the following link - http://www.youtube.com/PlyWoodProductions