Suave

By ooblie - 08/12/2010 08:22 - United States

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Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML
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Judus_beej 0

next time you give him a ******** say "my dad is awesome." he'll either look at you strange or get turned on. if he gets turned on leave him. incest is only for hillbillys and royalty.

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RedPillSucks 31

What if he's royalty? Should she leave him then?

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Quest_ 13

You can't eliminate the possibility that this FML was submitted by Kate Middleton. ...Actually, the more I think about it, the more it makes sense.

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Judus_beej 0

why is Halloween a hillbillys favorite holiday? they get to pump kin. does that answer your question?

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Cass3m0 0

Mama's boy, eh? I see how it is. Awesome mother (>) Topless GF.

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soiheardyoufaile 4

or a possibility to start a debate over who's mum is more awesome, it depends how you look at the situation :p

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rndg 0

For some reason when I read this, I thought his mom was his gf. Odd

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RedPillSucks 31

well..... There is detail missing. The FML as stated doesn't preclude the boyfriend also being the son. Curse you for making me think this through.

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GreatBodoh 1

I don't get it :/ can someone explain to this stupid guy? ><

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DocBastard 38

Sure. OP was walking down the street minding her own business when a guy wearing a sombrero and smelling of boiled cabbage came up behind her, smacked her ass, gave her a doughnut ands yelled "Scoodleedoo!" Reread it with this in mind. It'll all make sense.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Doc you're on a roll today!! First the fish puns and now this!! Beautiful!!

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RBW5 2

do u resemble his mom topless? that would be my bigger concern.

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