Take the L

By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 17:38 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I now accept how stupid I was to marry a man whose plans for the future all start with, "When I win the lottery…" FML
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

When he wins the lottery you ain't gonna get a dime with that attitude.

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spookyboy 20

Start all your plans with "After my husband gets his future straightened out..."

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Asinger06 1

How long have you two been together? Seems funny that this would now suddenly be an issue if you've been together any length of time, as these are things that should have been discussed before saying, "I do." If he doesn't win, us he still going to work to support things? Do you even know?

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mattyiscool123 26

And when that doesn't work out, more lottery

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militarybrat 21

We talk like that for fun. Its not stupid to have dreams.

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Kendrah18 19

Well.. Living in Ontario is a start! Haha. It's always Ontario that wins the big pots on lotto max! :(

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Witchylady 17

Well when I win the lottery..... I don't think there is a person who doesn't think about that. Your husband just happens to include that conversation in his daily interaction with you. And when he wins the lottery what would you say then ?

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THE_GLOW_CLOUD 9

More context is needed, but if you knew this before you married him, you shouldn't have married him. YDI

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CogadhTallon 16

Please, PLEASE tell us you heard this clearly bulletproof plan after marriage. Because otherwise not only is this a YDI, but I'd have to beg you two not to bring us closer to Idiocracy.

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toolazytotype99 18

Well...at least he didn't say when he sells his Glow-in-the-dark Cat Hats to his boss

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