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By regretter - 01/03/2011 01:07

Spicy
Today, I paid €100 to have a tube shoved down my genitals. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 988
You deserved it 7 784
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ke59100 1

shoved down your genitals?? do you have a ****** on top of your head?

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mintcar 9

What's the problem? Did you want two tubes shoved up your genitals?

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zargon 1

Hey, some people are into that. Rule 36 and all.

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zargon 1

No, rule 34 is something completely different. If you're going to try to assimilate our culture, don't half-ass it.

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FYLDeep 25

Is that how they treat the dreaded "blue waffle"?

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Slinkydalatg 6

Was it good for you?

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DaveOnDope 4

That ain't shit. Wait until they do it once a week to pump in a genetically modified, flesh eating, Tuberculosis bacteria to eat the entire lining of your bladder to get the cancer they couldn't get during the four surgeries you've already had. All of them through your urethra. I just hope to pee without pain someday. Sweet dreams kids! Life is only beginning!

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Saddyohh 13

That comment has officially one-upped anything that could be said about this FML. I can't even imagine the pain. You win.

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DaveOnDope 4

Now today, I saw the same doctor. He slipped a fiber optic device up Mr. Happy to get a look. (No problem. Either he bought a slimmer one or my .22 is now a .44) Guess who gets to have surgery number FIVE!

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DaveOnDope 4

HEY KIDS! Happy 04/20! If you toke, toke one for me and Mr. Happy! If you don't toke, then DON'T. (-;

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bamboozer 0

Shoved down your genitals? Just because we use our mouths during sex, they are not considered as genitals. I hope you know that.

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RedPillSucks 31

Maybe he was lying down and had an erection.

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babyblue666 1

what the hell for

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hmna 0

100 euros? As in you're in Europe? What happened to the world-famous European socialized medicine? It's not all it was cracked up to be? Horrors!

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FerrariCake 2

42, he didnt say it had anything to do with a medical condition. You're jumping to conclusions.

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nissanman_fml 16

Or maybe their healthcare doesn't cover quasi-erotic surgeries.

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catatonicsleep 17

if you're from another country than the one you're in they can charge you and then you can claim it back later, I went to hospital in Italy and they charged me 30 euroes or something and then I claimed it back later.

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IGotServedcouk 0

*Down* your gennitals? Really? So... what kinda genitals do you have?

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wikkedphuka 0

u called him a retard but u r! cuz who says shoved down!! my genitals . male or female would have said put "in" my genitals duh!!!

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Vlamkop 2

what made u pay the €100 to have something shoved down ya genitals???? cud u also elaborate on down ya genitals!

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