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Testing testing, one two one two

By regretter - 01/03/2011 01:07

Spicy

Today, I paid €100 to have a tube shoved down my genitals. FML

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By welp24 - 28/10/2018 03:00

Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML

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By 0stvn0 - 16/03/2012 01:18 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my doctor booked me in for an STI test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said, "Gonna be honest Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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By Bobby M - 16/05/2011 16:33 - Ireland

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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Medicare for all

By US_Healthcare_Sucks - 30/07/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a doctor's appointment, being concerned about some abnormal swelling and soreness in one of my testicles. They fondled my balls for 20 seconds before saying, "Yeah, that's abnormal. You should probably go get an ultrasound somewhere and maybe take some ibuprofen for the pain. That'll be $265." FML

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By uni life - 15/05/2012 08:08 - Australia - Perth

Spicy

Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML

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By kaitlin - 19/02/2010 06:30 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2017 06:00

Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML

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Ouch

By Anonymous - 01/04/2018 05:00

Spicy

Today, I went in for an STD test. The Q-tip broke off in my urethra. FML

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By ERnightmare - 02/08/2018 21:00 - United States - Long Beach

Spicy

Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML

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Top comments

ke59100 1

Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:00

shoved down your genitals?? do you have a ****** on top of your head?

mintcar 9

Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:05

What's the problem? Did you want two tubes shoved up your genitals?

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 1 March 2011 15:05

How old are you OP? Can't bring yourself to say PENIS??

DaveOnDope 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 14:28

I can even spell "********" without needing to find it in a dictionary. I can find them in the bush when hunting for them too!

jordanprodigy023 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 16:17

That's wrong. If you have to do this because of a medical condition then FYL, but if for some sick reason you want to do this then you sir have serious issues

FerrariCake 2

Tuesday 1 March 2011 16:29

Yeah, I've heard of those kind of places. For another 50 they would have handcuffed you and given you a ball gag also.

FatAbbot 5

Tuesday 1 March 2011 19:19

Whatever gets you off i suppose

donttreadonme1 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 23:26

u should go die that picture is a discrace I can't eavan begin to say what I want to say cause I don't want to get moderated

sin211 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 21:55

WTF was the point of writing this fml ?!

4evermossin 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 21:58

well I hope it was worth the 100€

britishanonguy 8

Tuesday 1 March 2011 22:19

I feel your pain...

Rachel_Vikram 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 0:29

I moderated this one ;) I'm actually proud

DejaRasch 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 0:58

wouldn't it be shoved up....:P

almankib 2

Wednesday 2 March 2011 1:57

Today I paid 54.60 Euros to have the same kind of tube up my rectum. They were not gentle, and it was the only kind of intercourse I've got in months and months.

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