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By regretter - 01/03/2011 01:07

Today, I paid €100 to have a tube shoved down my genitals. FML

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By welp24 - 28/10/2018 03:00

Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML

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By 0stvn0 - 16/03/2012 01:18 - Canada

Today, my doctor booked me in for an STI test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said, "Gonna be honest Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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By Bobby M - 16/05/2011 16:33 - Ireland

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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Medicare for all

By US_Healthcare_Sucks - 30/07/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a doctor's appointment, being concerned about some abnormal swelling and soreness in one of my testicles. They fondled my balls for 20 seconds before saying, "Yeah, that's abnormal. You should probably go get an ultrasound somewhere and maybe take some ibuprofen for the pain. That'll be $265." FML

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Thanks for sharing

By uni life - 15/05/2012 08:08 - Australia - Perth

Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML

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By kaitlin - 19/02/2010 06:30 - Australia

Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2017 06:00

Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML

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Ouch

By Anonymous - 01/04/2018 05:00

Today, I went in for an STD test. The Q-tip broke off in my urethra. FML

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You deserved it 439

By ERnightmare - 02/08/2018 21:00 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML

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You deserved it 4 278

ke59100 1

Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:00

shoved down your genitals?? do you have a ****** on top of your head?

mintcar 9

Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:05

What's the problem? Did you want two tubes shoved up your genitals?

Comments

dantheman1988 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 3:24

dont you mean up?

bsgirls 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 3:24

stupid asians...

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Wednesday 2 March 2011 3:45

I had to check and see if there was a tube being shoved down my genitals. Thanks for scarring me for life.

lizliz23 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 3:51

now 83 should b an fml

LoveULolJk 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 5:10

from his pic he looks hispanic....

i_luv_u3030 3

Wednesday 2 March 2011 15:22

down?? ur genitals

Jacobhowe85 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 3:56

Why the heck did you do that

jlperry31 10

Thursday 3 March 2011 6:12

sounds like you had a STD test and really u had qtip shoved in there. yes ladies we men have bad guy experience in dr office as well

alanazhere 2

Thursday 3 March 2011 11:58

dont you mean "up"?

Live4CelebrityEl 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 16:30

ouch! wait.. down?

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