The Crank

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking and crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML
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Top comments

dudeitsdanny 9

Are you so bad you can't even satisfy yourself? e.e... I'm sorry, this is just pathetic.. Crying and masturbating? masturbation guilt? I.. I can't even fathom this. How can you even get off while crying?

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flockz 19

BUT I CRIED THE WHOLE!! oh wait u didnt have sex.....

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Comments

XxgreymoonxX 8

someone needs hobby :l try drawing or something, can let your creativity go wild and your hands will be busy so can't molest yourself :B

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Darklord53 0

So you're saying he shouldn't ********** or he shouldn't cry?

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halofan48 0

He'd draw sexual things and feel more lonely

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FreshPairOfNikes 0

When I'm home alone , I act like a carrot.

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FUUUandyourmom 16

He paints himself orange and sits in a corner acting carrot-like.

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picklezz123 5

posting fmls was pretty constructive, no?

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dylan93able 0

idk why u got Neg. thumbs not only is it weird it's a little pathetic.

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omgcookeys 15

Wanking is normal, pretty much all guys that have hit puberty have done it.

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SpicyGrass 0

You horny, depressed animal,

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chuckychan 8

Try playing twister It's a good way to spend your time in a constuctive manner

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jhman 0

Well then you need to get out there, you need it

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preetaleet 9

Perhaps a lady friend could help you with your dilemma.

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