The reverse beard

By heart-broken - 03/07/2009 01:33 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML
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thunderbrave 0

That's one spiteful bitch. You should sneak into her room while she's sleeping and shave her head, so she really looks like a lesbian. I kid, I kid. Please refrain from the "omgz U R teh stereotyperest!!1" comments.

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AlphaC 0

I would venture that the fact that you were in love with her for 4 years BEFORE you were together is a bigger FML. That said, that totally sucks.

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Kira_fml 0

heartless bitchhhhh

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DJ375 0

I'd say whoop that bitch's ass

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bayne_fawl 0

I hope you can get over her, that's a horrible thing to do to someone... lying about your sexuality... despicable.

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linnis 0

I know how that is, I've had it happen to me before.... my heart goes out to you.

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nataliebear 0

for all those who said that it's a choice to be gay. **** you. when my family found out my aunt was a lesbian, my mom talked to her about it. she cried to my mom saying that she really did try to date guys but all the guys she ever dated just felt like friends and she was always attracted to women. so how could you say that being a homosexual is a choice? why would anyone choose to be restricted from their rights in this society? we all do crazy things to be with the ones we love, even give up the people close to you and give up the rights to do what you would usually be able to do. i would know. i don't talk to my sisters anymore because they hate my boyfriend just because he's mexican. and now i'm not even allowed to be out pass 10pm and i'm turning 20 this year. it doesn't matter what their stereotype is, it's about who the person is and loving them for who they are.

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LadyKaya 0

Um....couldn't she have at least told YOU this little tidbit before she even started the relationship? It just seems like a surprise the way it was worded, and that wasn't fair at all to anyone :(

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Lifelooser_fml 0

You poor thing, just unlucky, We cant always spot these assholes

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Brittanii 0

I knooo thtt. is the worstt. feelinn in the worldd..

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thattechguy 0

I'm so sorry your ex is such a lying bitch. You deserve much better. No one deserves to be used like that.

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RAINBOWxLOVE 0

#177, it's people like you who give me hope for this lifetime and generation. Thank you. =]

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