The reverse beard

By heart-broken - 03/07/2009 01:33 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML
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thunderbrave 0

That's one spiteful bitch. You should sneak into her room while she's sleeping and shave her head, so she really looks like a lesbian. I kid, I kid. Please refrain from the "omgz U R teh stereotyperest!!1" comments.

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AlphaC 0

I would venture that the fact that you were in love with her for 4 years BEFORE you were together is a bigger FML. That said, that totally sucks.

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smartornot 0

One more thing: Turn straight. Do everyone a favor.

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winemysavior 4

to that guy: aww are you having a problem getting girls that you're desperate enough to ask a lesbian to turn straight? if straight girls don't want you that's your dam fault. stop asking lesbians to turn straight for you.

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asnider 0

So, she pretended to enjoy gay sex for a year? Or were you celibate the entire time? Seems like it might be fake, to me.

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VegHead13 0

I feel for u. I hate girls like that. Im bi, and every gf I've ever had turned out to be straight and dumped me within a week. =/

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I_am_stupid_also 6

But you can't blame them for switching after you start dating, because after all, it's not a choice to be lesbian. I mean really, who would choose that lifestyle?

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elara15 0

Why wouldn't homosexuality be a valid choice? Government studies proved that gay parents are better role models for their children because they're more egalitarian. In cultures where homosexuals were kept celibate, they were the ones who stayed home and looked after their aging parents. You're an idiot for thinking there's any innate value beyond procreation (which is mostly environmentally irresponsible these days) with heterosexuality.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

I'm just pointing out that just because it is un-PC to say it is a choice doesn't mean it is not often true. It cuts both ways, because if people are not consciously responsible for their preferences they can't be held morally responsible. Anyone who pays attention to demographic trends carefully knows that the problem is soon going to be too few children, not too many. There are only too many children in cultures where women are still treated as having less rights than men.

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cimcr8zee 0

Correct, it is not a choice to be a lesbian just as it is not a choice to be straight. But, it is someone's choice who they sleep with. Regardless of your sexuality, you should be intimate and have sex with people you are attracted to - otherwise, you are being dishonest. I have no problem with girls being straight, but I do have a problem with girls who are straight choosing to be involved in lesbian relationships and using their lesbian partners.

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annaofwisconsin 0

What the hell is wrong with you?

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lalaland94 0

who you love doesn't define who you are. but THAT comment just defined you as being a total ass wipe. go to hell you shit-eating homophobe.

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jewelzgalore 0

What a bitchhhhhh! You can find someone better. Don't even worry about it.

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TotallyAwesome 0

That sucks. To the people talking trash about her being a lesbian: FYL, because when you die your god still won't exist.

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winemysavior 4

sleep with her mom.....or dad if you're willing to do a threesome. that'll show her

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Meeka_fml 0

This happened to my sister. The bitch waited until they moved to a different state to tell her. FYL

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Back when it wasn't cool to be gay, guys would dump girls by saying they were gay. Now its not cool to be straight, so girls dump their girlfriends by saying they are straight.

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sbluen 0

#152, how do you know? Are you just making that up?

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Megasadface 0

That really sucks :( Love is a serious thing, and it hurts more than ever when the person you love hurts you. What happened to you seriously sucks, and you deserve better.

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