The reverse beard

By heart-broken - 03/07/2009 01:33 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML
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thunderbrave 0

That's one spiteful bitch. You should sneak into her room while she's sleeping and shave her head, so she really looks like a lesbian. I kid, I kid. Please refrain from the "omgz U R teh stereotyperest!!1" comments.

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AlphaC 0

I would venture that the fact that you were in love with her for 4 years BEFORE you were together is a bigger FML. That said, that totally sucks.

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bbbbanjo 0

Nobody said they were going to hell or that God hates them

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normandin131 0

Well did you at least get to **** her?

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happy_me 0

Dude, that sucks hot sweaty ass. **** your life :( I can't believe 1500 people pressed you deserve it. What a bitch.

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Topguy 0

hope you "got some" at least

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triplethreat13 0

oh that's really sad! hey, people, there's nothing wrong with being gay. i'm not gay but i think gays deserve to be treated like normal people.

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0neiric 0

That makes it sound like they aren't normal people

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videogamejunkie 0

We aren't normal people. We're aliens, come to destroy you and take your filthy planet for ourselves. Bwahaha.

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Onikame 0

I feel your pain. two months ago my wife left me, because she IS a lesbian. I should give you her number.

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mikew85 0

Wow. Your ex sounds like a crazy manipulative bitch. Try not to take it personally that she used you. Dont dwell on it and you'll be able to move on sooner than you think.

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hkg11 0

that really sucks :( i'm sorry about that, homie, some people are just heartless. -hkg.

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weezybby 0

yeah...she's a ******* idiot. that's pretty low, she has no life & needs to grow up - big time.

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