Love: The reviews are in

The reviews are in

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 20:56 - United States

Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her Twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 658

You deserved it 3 033

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

I agree, your life sucks 499

You deserved it 115

By Lo - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

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You deserved it 4 709

The betrayal

By jealous of my friend - 14/06/2022 02:00

Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 323

You deserved it 117

By zed - 09/09/2012 17:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 933

You deserved it 3 112

By BrokeAndPsst - 12/04/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 196

You deserved it 14 919

By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 450

You deserved it 210

Paranoid

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 565

You deserved it 2 949

By Anon - 28/01/2019 06:00 - United States - West Jefferson

Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML

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You deserved it 244

Family matters

By food critic - 22/12/2016 14:26 - Australia - Ryde

Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 607

By gotnogame - 31/01/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 064

You deserved it 37 932

deviable 9

Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:46

Maybe it was the worst shit ever?

Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:42

Either young ladies' standards are getting too high, or they themselves are becoming too shallow.

Comments

RealChinese 7

Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:31

Maybe she was talking about her poo

Imapean19 4

Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:39

Put boogers in her food and tweet about it afterwards

Imapean19 4

Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:41

Nobody likes a wet blanket, #33.

mrahhhhh 21

Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:43

I know there's a character limit on Twitter, but for God's sake, couldn't she have been more specific?

Deathhound 27

Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:36

That's exactly what I thought.

heyred 11

Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:31

When she came out, I hope that you showed her the feed and called it a night. Sadly, common courtesy is NOT common.

thehoneybadger 10

Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:51

I would have left before she came back, and tweeted back, "I'm sorry you feel that way."

Kayokku 1

Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:59

Maybe she was talking about the movie. *crosses fingers* But probably not. :( One thing you can do to call her on it while still trying to appear gentlemanly is to tell her that you honestly thought things were going well, and then ask her how he can make the rest of the date better for her.